Monday, April 21, 2008

How to marry

There was a man who had 3 very loving girlfriends. They are all pretty and nice. And he's having great trouble trying to decide who to marry. So, he gave each one of them $5,000 and see what they do with the money.

The first one, went out shopping. Bought nice clothes & do up her hair and everything. She said to him: "I love you so much that I spent all the money to make myself look pretty and nice because I know you like it. Just for you." He's touched. This girl did everything so that he will love her.

The second girlfriend took the money and bought all kinds of nice clothes and latest gadgets for him. She said to him: "I love you so much that I spent all the money to buy you gifts and things that you like. I love you so much that I left nothing for myself." He's very touched. She gave everything to him.

The third girlfriend took the money and invested them into the stock market.
Within 5 days, the money doubled. She took out the $5000, gave it back to him and the balance she opened another investment account. She said to him: "I love you so much that I'll help you grow your money so you won't have to worry about living. I'll take care of everything for you.". Naturally, he's touched too. This girl is so intelligent and so loving.

Then he had to make a decision on who to marry; and he decided to marry the one with the biggest breasts.

Morale of the story
: Men will always be men...

1 opinions:

Simon Siah said...

i beg to differ, i would choose no.3 definitely and here is my reason:
1)that girl must be freaking lucky and damn clever and read news on stock market everyday because she invested just $5000 and the money doubled in 5 days. That clearly means she has great knowledge about the stock market whereas even the best of the best of the best in the stock market could not confidently invest their money and had it double in 5 days. she has got the secret to "GETTING RICH FAST". Tell me why would i not want her.

2) She's giving me the money -duh- what else can i say?

3) Lastly, big boobs are currently out of fashion and big boobs are in some way ugly. Out of fashion - i read it somewhere in the newspaper in UK.. i wonder if it applies everywhere else.

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